10 Things Trump Thought Up To Yell at The Supreme Court Birthright Citizenship Hearing, But Only After He Left

L’esprit d’Scaly Bastard

He took a seat in the middle of the courtroom facing the bench, joined by Attorney General Pam Bondi, White House Counsel David Warrington and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, in a row where senior government officials often sit.

Trump sat impassively as the justices, including three he appointed, entered the courtroom...

Soon after Cecillia Wang — the American Civil Liberties Union lawyer leading the challenge to his executive order — began her argument, Trump abruptly stood and left the courtroom to attend an Easter lunch at the White House. — NBC

1. [Coughing into fist] Bullshit!

2. [After hearing some Latin] Hey! English!

3. Hey, let me make it simple for you, this is about baby slaves, OK? The Constitution guys wanted to rescue the baby slaves and that got taken care of two, three hundred years ago. End of story. Now, who wants lunch?

4. Hey, this is about slave babies, not beaner babies. And I’m not talking about the Beaner Babies old ladies used to collect and then lose all their money. I mean the ones who grow up to kill the old ladies. Like Chucky. El Chucko the Rape-o Kill-o. Hasta la Vista.

5. [To Kavanaugh] What’samatter, Rummy, you forget your eye-opener? [Mimes downing a drink]

6. [Flashes laser pointer at various justices] This is like the end of Breaking Bad except I really have a gun.

7. Heads up, guys, tonight I’m giving a speech about how I won the war in Iran, people are gonna go nuts, gonna treat me like a god, do whatever I say, so maybe you want to be on the right side of this thing is what I’m saying.

8. Hey, this Constitution you keep talking about, I took it out of the glass case and burned it so that’s the end of that. Now, who wants lunch?

9. [Pointing at Wang] Talk fast, sweetheart, we got ICE coming in any minute. Ching Chong!

10. [Overpronouncing] Woke. Court.