Onald-Day Ump-Tray. Hiram Whelp, an unemployed crossing guard in Sugg, Missouri, says he legally changed his name to this pig-Latin equivalent of the former president’s to send a message to voters: “A vote for me is a vote for Donald Trump,” he tells reporters, “and we’ll sue and get all them votes transferred to President Trump whenever and wherever he…
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