A MOMENT OF REFLECTION.

Sometimes you have to wonder... 

Obama’s Fancy New Mansion Is Located 1,000 Feet From The Islamic Center Of Washington DC

...do they really mean it? Can they really mean it?

The mammoth, multi-million-dollar mansion where President Barack Obama and his family will reportedly live after the first family exits the White House is located 1,096 feet from the Islamic Center of Washington — one of the largest mosques in the Western Hemisphere...

I mean, can anyone intelligent enough to write complete sentences be that stupid? This has to be a willful impersonation of a stupid person, yes? So as to attract people like the person he's pretending to be?

The Tudor-style residence is just a 10-minute drive from Sidwell Friends School, Sasha Obama’s school. (RELATED: The School Lunches Malia And Sasha Eat Vs. The Crap Michelle Obama Has Foisted On America)... 

Or is there another explanation? Maybe "education editor" Eric Owens is new, and being hazed by his colleagues?

In addition to the Islamic Center of Washington, the embassy of Oman and the former embassy of Iran are very close to Obama’s new mansion. 

Could it be that their cynicism goes even deeper? That not only the editors but also the readers know that they're full of shit? That somewhere along the line the Daily Caller just decided, you know what, there isn't even any point in trying to make it look good -- hell, let's just make these propaganda stories ridiculously obvious, so obvious no one could take them seriously, and we'll all just have a laugh about it and then punch out at five and go on with our lives?

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We must consider the possibility, overgenerous as it may seem.