A thousand pardons

Next up in the presidential pardon parade

Robert Lee Coates, 75, from James City, Virginia

[The Oval Office. TRUMP is sitting at his desk, fiddling with his phone; Chief of Staff MICK MULVANEY is standing to one side of him, his arms full of folders.]

TRUMP: [Setting phone aside] Alright, whattaya got for me?

MULVANEY: I’m only going to say this once, sir: Don’t do it.

TRUMP: Why not? People love …

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