All the young droogs

For Republican ratfuckers, "youthful indiscretions" are just the price of admission

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The Jacob Wohl story has been lighting up the internet, and no wonder: Wohl is the sort of MAGA homunculus one loves to see brought low.

Wohl was a precocious teenage hedge fund manager — which means he desired, as a child, to be a hedge fund manager, so that's strike one already — and was so …