Get thee behind me, Bezos

All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt give me tax breaks

The Amazon deal with Arlington, Va. (Crystal City) and New York City (Long Island City, Queens) may be bullshit to us wise guys, but it’s catnip to locals who only know that something Big involving Big Money is happening and, being Americans (yes, even residents of Strong Island are Americans, sort of), expect the mere presence of Big Money to bestow gr…