Amazon comes to Fritters, Alabama, Part II

Things get out of hand

© 2005 James Duncan Davidson used under a Creative Commons license

[After a dressing down by Amazon executive GRAYSON EMINENCE, the citizens of Fritters, Alabama labor mightily to please him in hopes of becoming the new HQ2, even erecting a golden calf and offering human sacrifice — among the volunteers, ALDERMAN SMITH, who said he would allow himself to…

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