Blitzed

The President needs help

© 2017 Greg Skidmore, used under a Creative Commons license

[The Oval Office. Chief of Staff MICK MULVANEY stands looking out the window into the Rose Garden, hands folded behind his back. Suddenly from an interior door TRUMP enters, lurching like Frankenstein.]

MULVANEY: [Drolly] Hey, Mr. President, how goes it.

TRUMP: [After a beat] Box.

MULVANEY: [Going …