But really, they're all winners

About last night

I love the Oscars but I don’t particularly love all the Oscar stuff. Even with Janelle Monáe singing and dancing, an Oscar number where someone is dressed as the Joker, a murderous psychopath, and also a bunch of cult members in Midsommer drag is the kind of Snow White-Rob Lowe thing that makes me queasy. And I have to say, though I like Steve Martin an…