Call the doctor

From the secret White House medical files!

[Oval Office. DR. HAROLD BORNSTEIN enters hurriedly, looking behind him, as if he’s been pushed.]

TRUMP: [At the desk, fiddling with his phone] Doc.

BORNSTEIN: I wish you wouldn’t send these people to just grab me like that. I was in the middle of a procedure!

TRUMP: Procedure?

BORNSTEIN: I was removing a mole from a man’s scalp. It’s a very tricky procedu…

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