Candy from a baby

With apologies to Jules Feiffer

[An unprepossessing and under-furnished Murray Hill studio apartment. MR. PEANUT sits at a formica kitchen table. He is dressed as in the olden days — spats, black leggings, long black sleeves, monocle — but his top hat sits on the table, next to his iPhone. We notice he has hair and it is very thin. He smokes a cigarette and seems tired and annoyed. A …