Dorothy Parker Considers 2022

Guest editor time! Today we're classing the joint up with some poetry

Not to be rude, but honey
Elon Musk has all the money?
Face of cue ball, late night snooker
That man is just a nasty looker
I shouldn’t care, but for the case
We have to see his face, that face
And hear him lauded top dog ace
Every hour in every place 
On earth and even outer space!

And more than him, so many more
Our pocket news just won't ignore
Donald, Marjorie…