Fast out of the Obamagate

First major ads from the Trump campaign

1. TRUST

[Grim music. Grainy, slow-motion shots of people going to malls and walking on sidewalks while wearing masks.]

WOMAN'S V/O (SOUTHERN, UNDERTONE OF SORROW AND ANGER): They lied to me. They said if I wore the mask, it would keep me safe.

[Backlit shot of a young woman seated in a kitchen chair; we cannot see her face.]

Because they were doctors and scientists, people I had learned to trust, I went along with it. It was uncomfortable at first, but after a while I didn’t even remember what it was like not to wear a mask.

[Dark, deserted city street scene; saxophone music; police sirens.]

Then, one night I was coming home from work when I was brutally raped and beaten by a Mexican immigrant.

[Mug shots of a guy in a sombrero with a big Jim Croce mustache and teardrop tattoos.]

And because I was wearing a mask, no one could hear my cries for help. Now I will never trust anyone again.

[Return to the young woman seated in a kitchen chair.]

So when liberal doctors and scientists on TV tell you they know what’s good for you, that they’ll keep you safe, don’t believe them, or you, and all Americans, may wind up like me.

[SUPER: TRUMP 2020: END LIBERAL CARNAGE.]

2. DARK SECRET

[Grim music. Grainy, slow-motion pans of photos of Barack Obama, looking very dark — like O.J. Simpson Time cover dark.]

V/O ANNOUNCER: Now that the truth is out about Barack Hussein Obama and Obamagate, maybe it’s time we looked at all the other stories they said were true. For example: Is he really an American citizen, despite his suspiciously Muslim name, and the fact that no one ever actually saw him sign his birth certificate?

ETHEREAL VOICES IN BACKGROUND: Dark secret!

V/O ANNOUNCER: Did Obama really win two presidential elections, or did he make a corrupt deal with fake Republicans to throw the election as a form of affirmative action to stick it to the white man?

ETHEREAL VOICES IN BACKGROUND: Dark secret!

V/O ANNOUNCER: Now they’re saying that there’s no such thing as Obamagate -- that it’s just a word we keep saying over and over. To them we say: Obamagate. Obamagate, Obamagate, Obamagate.

[SUPER: TRUMP 2020: OBAMAGATE.]

3. SLEAZY JOE

[Grim music. Grainy, slow-motion clips of Joe Biden, sniffing ladies’ hair and stroking their shoulders.]

V/O ANNOUNCER: Rapist. Predator. Child rapist. Child predator. A rapist predator and a predatory rapist. Those are words people are saying in connection with this Democrat candidate and Obamagate co-conspirator.

[Backlit shot of a young woman seated in a kitchen chair; we cannot see her face.]

V/O, WOMAN'S VOICE: During the Clarence Thomas hearings, Joe Biden hired an actor to pretend to be Joe Biden and that was what everyone saw on TV...

[CLOSE-UP of the woman, still backlit, face hidden.]

...while the real Joe Biden [BLEEEEP] and [BLEEEEEEEEP BLEEEEP] me in a secluded corner of a hallway in a Senate office building.

[Grainy, slow-motion clips of Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, and Amy Klobuchar.]

V/O ANNOUNCER: Yet these women are all mentioned as potential running mates for Sleazy Joe Biden. Maybe they don’t know about the multiple rapes. Maybe they don’t care. Or maybe they want to see women raped so Planned Parenthood can get paid for more abortions. One thing is clear: If you’re a woman and you vote for Joe Biden —

[MUSIC stops; picture of Ted Bundy.]

— you will be raped.

[SUPER: TRUMP 2020: SLEEPY JOE YOU WILL BE RAPED.]