Finishing touches

A pre-debate Formula tweak

[The Throne Room at Mar-a-Lago. An RBM Outdoors Coody glamping tent has been set up at the foot of the Throne Steps, with a Red Cross logo stuck on the side; in the tent, seated on a big inflatable bed with a pile of bar mops is DONALD TRUMP, wearing a white-with-gilt-trim terry-cloth robe with a Trump logo on the right breast, and alligator slippers with black socks; he is wiping his nose with a bar mop and snuffling, as if just finished with a sneezing fit. Standing beside him with an old-fashioned atomizer is former White House physician/connection DR. RONNY JACKSON, wearing a white medical jacket from Bellevue Hospital in New York with the name “Harold Bornstein, M.D.” stitched on it, over a ragged-looking jogging suit and sneakers. Nearby stand Trump’s flunkies DIBS and PINSY —PINSY holds a gun on JACKSON. Next to JACKSON is a cart with various beakers and bowls of powder — the makings of Trump’s Formula — and a mortar and pestle.]