[Local WTKR news show, night of June 21, 2022. Split screen. WTKR newsman BOLT UPRIGHT — beefy, lacquered salt-and-pepper hair, somewhat neckless, double-breasted blue blazer with muted brass buttons — on one side; ADOLF BITCHSMACKER — large, misshapen head, spindly mustache, eyepatch, revealed eye small and watery, black LET’S GO BRANDON t-shirt with s…
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