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Bolt Upright and the Received Opinion Decision Desk talk integrity!

BOLT UPRIGHT: Good evening, I’m Bolt Upright and this is Received Opinion!

 [Sudden screech of jammed musical gears. On a screen behind UPRIGHT: a limited-animation cartoon of crows with donkey heads pecking at a weepy white man wearing a suit with a press-pass in his hatband — caption: ET TU, LIBTARD?]

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