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SundayStyle's avatar

Peoni's ensemble is VERY Peoni. Thank god Chafe finally binned the skinny pants, but I've rarely seen a men's jacket with a more unflattering silhouette. Poor Chafe, the hapless bastard can never get it right. He'd do better if his fashion sense matched his anodyne centrist opinions: "well if THIS happens then it's possible THAT will happen in response, and then who can tell where the lion's share of blame resides? BOTH SIDES."

Manqueman's avatar

You know these are fictional characters, right?

SundayStyle's avatar

What the hell are you talking about? Bolt and I are engaged.

Bern's avatar

That's so...uhmm...sweet?

Manqueman's avatar

Mazel tov! Hope we’ll all be invited!

Claire März's avatar

Already shopping for my outfit.

hot silhouette's avatar

Claire and Roy are no doubt exchanging DMs

SteveB's avatar

I hear Bolt came over to visit, but he broke the horn off your glass unicorn.

rfc's avatar

The only time I saw a sillier, more unflattering getup on a man was when the Times showed a model wearing his $350 silk tank top with one arm inside it.

Roy Edroso's avatar

Link pls

Bern's avatar

!

henry sholar's avatar

my first thought was, "hey, add the black socks and that's my layin' around the house get-up."

Claire März's avatar

Bolt's outfit screams "Chalamet."

Roy Edroso's avatar

The outfit that would match his opinions is a tub of warm vanilla pudding.

Tracy's avatar

Is this foreshadowing?

Bern's avatar

I know what that is without looking (unless it isn't).

Pere Ubu's avatar

Don't have to look; spent a LOT of my pubescent years carefully memorizing that album cover.

Claire März's avatar

Did anybody's parents NOT have it?

Pere Ubu's avatar

This was an inheritance from my grandfather, I believe. And those Julie London albums. *rreerow*

Bern's avatar

I bought that, and several other TJB's, when I was, like, 11.

ohsopolite's avatar

Memorization--is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Cirze's avatar

Fudge ripple.

Databoy's avatar

The LAST time I wore a suit looking like Chafe Dramaturgy, my date left me at the Fondue Pit.

SundayStyle's avatar

Apparently men's leisure suits are coming back in style. I don't think any of us are ready.

Bern's avatar

All men are leisurely, and yet they thrive somehow. One wonders...

ohsopolite's avatar

All men are leisurely, yet unsuited.

Bern's avatar

OK, but oof.

Hairless in Gaza's avatar

NOOOOO we lived through that already!

SteveB's avatar

Leisure suits me fine

Bern's avatar

Of coarse!

and 2 marks.

Worriedman's avatar

In the summer of 75 my mom bought matching leisure suits for me , my dad and my three brothers. She dragged us down to Olan Mills and we took a family photo. My Mom dad it blown up to like 3 ft x 4 ft and hung it on the wall. When my Mom passed away, me and two of my brothers took the photo out to the burn pile and drank some whiskey while we watched it burn.

SundayStyle's avatar

I'm sure the leisure suits themselves were long gone, otherwise you could have chucked them into the flames first. That's the only appropriate way to handle a leisure suit.

Claire März's avatar

They would've melted into a pile of toxic goo, and Worriedman and his brothers might have been killed by the fumes.

SundayStyle's avatar

You're right. Safety first.

Worriedman's avatar

The polyester would still be burning it's way to china

hot silhouette's avatar

It's no business of mine, but it pains me that you burned an old photo, *especially* one that was embarrassing and funny.

Claire März's avatar

Ho hum. Wake me when zip-front jumpsuits come back.

hot silhouette's avatar

If I ever own a suit again ...

DIANE: Sam, do you own a smoking jacket?!

SAM: Baby, I’m smoking in ANY jacket.

Pere Ubu's avatar

I was LOOKING for an excuse to see if "Fernwood 2 Nite" is somewhere on line!

ohsopolite's avatar

If only I had saved the light blue brushed denim Levi's ensemble (bell bottoms, natch, with platform shoes to complete the look) I had in 1974 I'd be the height of fashion. Curses! Foiled again!

Tehanu's avatar

My dear late dad had one in the '70s that I still cringe to recall.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Bolt seems (no offense) to be going hard into the "kid wearing his father's suit" look.

Manqueman's avatar

"Sound of a thousand out-of-tune violins bowed with bandsaws."

JFC, I need at least a half hour long loop of that.

"...something Joe Kahn once told me would be a firing offense at the Good Grey Lady!"

Made me laugh!

'Nuff said--trigger warning, now going on brand:

At least Big Media "...news consumers..." are a dying, shrinking cohort. And over on at least some social media, the truth's been posted without Big Media lies and stuff and will remain there indefinitely. So, you know, if one cares, there are alternatives to Big Media and their prioritized focus to make sure administration lies are as prominent as possible, which is to say far too prominent.

Speaking of these headlines ripped from the Times' website as of this very second:

"A Crisis of Confidence for ICE and Border Patrol as Clashes Escalate"

Highly doubtful, pretty much as the last honest columnist at the Times notes in a wee Bluesky thread starting here: https://bsky.app/profile/jamellebouie.net/post/3mdayrkjgkk2s

"How the Trump Administration Rushed to Judgment in Minneapolis Shooting"

Rush to judgment or maybe they know in advance the lies to spew? JFC.

All of which is to say that the establishment media or prestige press of Big Media or monied sociopaths are, on net, failing with the relentless, deliberate spew of lies.

Bern's avatar

On point and indisputable. Carry on.

SteveB's avatar

Ha ha, "Rushed to Judgement" like judgement has anything to do with it.

Manqueman's avatar

Thank god the prestige press in on it.

Also why I found Roy’s dig to be funny enough after Saturday.

Sociopaths all…

BTW, Neko Case, per her Substack, discovered Madison’s Capitol which, as we might recollect, I enjoyed a few years ago.

redoubtagain's avatar

"[G]overnment by a bunch of Bull Connors" is going to fly over the heads of so, so many people who need to understand that metaphor.

Manqueman's avatar

Not a defense of Bill Connor but I don’t recall him and his boys killing honkies…

SteveB's avatar

Well, the division of labor was a little different then, the Klan mostly did the killing, the Sheriff mostly did the covering up, with Sheriff's Deputies free to move back and forth between their paid employment and their murder-hobby. Of course, two-thirds of Chaney, Goodman, and Schwerner were White.

Manqueman's avatar

To quote Joe E Brown in the true greatest last line of any movie, “Nobody’s perfect”.

And, as usual, exceptions prove the rule.

SteveB's avatar

You can bet tens of millions of White people watched police dogs attacking schoolchildren on their Huntley-Brinkley Report and thought, "Well, they musta done SOMETHIN''

Pere Ubu's avatar

Rushed to judgement like the Flash rushes home on spaghetti night.

Worriedman's avatar

"getting his dick sucked by what looks like a large badger."

Who among us hasn't had a few too many drinks and found themselves operating way out of their comfort zone. I mean, in this age of ubiquitous cell phone cameras " I'm glad it happened but I'm sorry there's pictures" is an everyday occurance for Everyman...

I really do wish there was a Bolt and he had a TV show.

I think you may have gotten your "handsaw" and bandsaw" confused.

I see where ICE is heading to Baltimore. Wharever happens, we got your bail!

SundayStyle's avatar

Hardly a day goes by when I don't thank the Goddess that mobile phones with cameras didn't exist during my misspent youth.

Bern's avatar

Well, sure, but alla your misspending eventually got you this sweet gig at Roy's!

SundayStyle's avatar

The hours are long and the pay is shit, but I do it for love.

Howlin Wolfe's avatar

Wait - there are paid commenter positions at REBID? Why was I not told about this? Is this why SS is always the first one to comment? SS, are you paid in marks? Is Bern the CFO of REBID LLC? Where do I apply?

Bern's avatar

Get in line, pal...

Roy Edroso's avatar

Call Soros

hot silhouette's avatar

I've been on hold for thirty years

SteveB's avatar

Just you wait, those Hungarian Forints are piling up in the Swiss bank account, and it's all for YOU, comrade!

SundayStyle's avatar

Alas, the reason for that is in my post-menopausal years I find myself rising by 6 am at the latest, by 5 am in Summer. No, I don't like it, and as yet I haven't even gotten any worms.

Howlin Wolfe's avatar

Er-lie in the morning but not like a drunken sailor! And so cogent at the break of day. Whatever REBID /Soros is paying you it ain’t enough

SundayStyle's avatar

Bless. And Soros is a cheap bastard, I've allegedly been on his payroll for years but I've yet to see a dime.

Rugosa's avatar

You get used to it, although I sorta miss being able to watch a TV show that starts at 9:00 pm.

SteveB's avatar

Oh, the Early Bird Specials you'll go! (to)

Pere Ubu's avatar

Except when Manqueman is first... to...

HUH. 🤔

Worriedman's avatar

I'm glad there's no Badgers in Ohio!

Bern's avatar

On Miss Johnson! On Miss Johnson!

Bern's avatar

Badgers? I don't have no badgers.

We don't need no badgers!

I don't have to show you any steenking BADGERS!!

ohsopolite's avatar

I think that's pretty universal for all of us olds.

Roy Edroso's avatar

Thx comrade

Worriedman's avatar

I guess that Nick Shirley asshole is in Baltimore. I'll chip in the 50 bucks if you beat his ass. He's probably a third of your age but I bet you're wiley!

Roy Edroso's avatar

We'll see what we see.

Claire März's avatar

I'm in for 100 if you thump Bovino in the noggin. You'll have to look down to find him.

SundayStyle's avatar

Step on him, more like.

Claire März's avatar

How many Minnesotans have been injured tripping over him? They'll never release the numbers.

hot silhouette's avatar

That pipsqueak doesn't get that the getup only makes him look more ridiculous. All he needs is a comically-oversized pickelhaube.

ohsopolite's avatar

I'm just marking time until he retires to spend more time on the right wing grievance circuit.

Bern's avatar

Our lives, our bail money, our sacred honor, and maybe – who knows? – 15 minutes of viral...

Circumspectral's avatar

You’d need a Wal-mart sized studio, or a soccer stadium, for that many bandsaws.

hot silhouette's avatar

Whatever our faults as a nation, we have plenty of both.

hot silhouette's avatar

"[...] operating way out of their comfort zone."

Youth today are more comfortable having furry sex than the wholesome kind.

Bern's avatar

So I've...heard...

hot silhouette's avatar

I haven't seen much, but I've seen enough.

Pere Ubu's avatar

"the wholesome kind"

with the mayonnaise and wetsuits?

hot silhouette's avatar

Just don’t go in the water on a full stomach, okay?

ohsopolite's avatar

OK, that makes this obligatory, especially with the Rob Reiner cameo.

https://youtu.be/qRSAiZoONP4

Bern's avatar

We are all in gangland now.

Bern's avatar

Sure the Kid’s got moxie! But Chafe has a future as an apprentice plate spinner!

Alla that is but preface to:

Did you have a procedure today, dear heart?

Which is a legit 3-marker. And here it is only Monday!

Claire März's avatar

Isn't what he's doing already a form of plate spinning?

Bern's avatar

Now, about this Bellend lad – give him a chance, and maybe he'll evolve...

SundayStyle's avatar

What I love is "bell end" is a Brit insult, it's calling someone a dick.

Circumspectral's avatar

[looks down]

You’re right!

rfc's avatar

I happen to know from personal experience that Roy is rather clever.

Roy Edroso's avatar

A Clever Dick!

Bern's avatar

Dude, simmer down – you already GOT 3 marks.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Isn't that a British dessert?

hot silhouette's avatar

A dick HEAD, to be precise. It's brilliant. It's like "knob," but funnier.

Twerp's given name turned out to be prophetic or fateful, as sometimes happens.

SteveB's avatar

Just the twerp

Sktim's avatar

As a former pipe installer I can tell you the bell end is the end that receives the spigot end. I believe the insult is cunt.

henry sholar's avatar

My backout weekends weren't as bad as this. Probably.

Claire März's avatar

"PEONI DOYENNE, wearing a white Armani women’s silk crepe tuxedo with a cream turtleneck and ballet flats"

Sloughing off, are you Roy? Here you go: https://www.chanel.com/us/fashion/p/G47081B23427U7313/ballet-flats-iridescent-lambskin-lambskin/

SundayStyle's avatar

You're paying a grand for the iridescence. Otherwise they'd cost $125.

SteveB's avatar

At that price, you could buy regular flats and buy some LSD to make your own iridescence.

SundayStyle's avatar

Steve, Steve, you don't understand. It would have to be *DESIGNER* LSD or it wouldn't be fabulous enough as a replacement.

Claire März's avatar

DRUGS? For PEONY? Or, I should say, STREET DRUGS. The pretty colored ones she picks up at the CVS and washes down with Hendricks are medically indicated.

Claire März's avatar

Sorry. I meant "DRUGS? For PEONY? Or, I should say, STREET DRUGS. The pretty colored ones Delfina picks up for her at the CVS and washes down with Hendricks are medically indicated."

redoubtagain's avatar

Constant lower back and foot pain, Exacerbated By Ballet Flats (instead of the supportive shoes she should be wearing in her senescence)

Bern's avatar

Kudos for capitalizing Ballet Flats. Now I'm thinkin' of Steinbeck...

Pere Ubu's avatar

*flashbacks to Limbaugh's maid picking his Oxys up ina parking lot *

Roy Edroso's avatar

I wasn't slacking, Peoni was! Her shoes weren't right so she grabbed the flats from the costume department.

I agree yours are spot on.

Bern's avatar

I'm just a little worried about the lamb's kin...

Pink Collar (retd.)'s avatar

If Bolt hadn't said It, I was about to. "First goddamn chart I ever saw that was worth a damn!"

Wonder if Bolt was with me in hearing it as Subterranean Homesick Blues:

"You don't need a bar chart

to know which way BS is rising..."

R.Porrofatto's avatar

Twerp Bellend is a name worthy of P.G. Wodehouse via Dickens. And your scene and action descriptions are as entertaining as the dialogue. Which is a remarkable feat considering the subject du jour.

As surreal as a badger fellating a fox on cable TV might be, I saw clips this weekend of the Murder Munchkin, Gregory Bovino, praising his agents for saving their colleagues from the massacre that Alex Pretti clearly intended to perpetrate, so I was prepared for it.

Claire März's avatar

"We represent the Homicide Guild..."

SteveB's avatar
2dEdited

Again with the short jokes

Claire März's avatar

I can use the "s" word because I'm "s."

Hairless in Gaza's avatar

Jeebus, that Armani.. Do those models have fake numbers tattooed on the inside of their arms?

Circumspectral's avatar

The corporate media IS waking up, now that it’s the second US citizen brutally murdered unequivocally in cold daylight captured by dozens of phones—oh and they were white, btw, as if that’s some line that was crossed—but oh so grudgingly. These late-to-the-party arbiters of discourse announcing, it’s ok everybody, I’ve decided we can at last say the f-word, no, not that one, the other one, think Europe in the 1930’s, because their eyes were finally yanked open by the undeniable spectacle of Trump’s amateur-hour pardonees on a hooligan rampage, terrorizing EVERYONE, regardless of creed, color, gender or age, not even pretending to do law enforcement, then telling insulting lies and blaming the victims. That sweet-faced five year old’s dad is no angel! Those dead people had it coming! But mostly because the good people of Minnesota are fighting back in huge numbers and they’re not going away, getting smarter and braver and wearing down the enemy. Those images of mass protest on Friday were cathartic. The tide has turned, I believe. And these chronic both-siders see it too, now jumping on the bandwagon with some borrowed courage.

And yet, and yet, from what I’ve read so far, not without qualifying their about-turns with some vintage hippy-punching. The left is always wrong somehow, and they were just so annoying with their premature antifascism that was all a pose anyway. They just can’t help themselves, can they?

Oh well, I suppose they should be allowed in the tent, sitting way at the back, as long as they agree to testify at reconciliation hearings after the Nuremberg trials and admit their role in letting things get this bad.

Claire März's avatar

"the good people of Minnesota are fighting back in huge numbers and they’re not going away, getting smarter and braver" -- I'm told this is ORGANIZING, which is NEFARIOUS and EVIL and PAID FOR BY SOME LEFTIST BIG DADDY. And certainly anathema to all things Trump -- the last thing you'd say about this Administration is that it's in any way organized. Bovino (the Murder Munchkin, thanks Porrofatto) is apparently claiming that the Pretti murder happened in the course of an apprehension of a specific known criminal. Riiiiigggghhhht, Greg, that's exactly what it looked like, a real pro operation.

Circumspectral's avatar

Half-Pint Heydrich.

Claire März's avatar

Micro Mengele. Wee Wessel. Bantam Bormann. Stunted Speer.

SteveB's avatar

"apprehension of a specific known criminal."

The lady they pushed into the snow?

Claire März's avatar

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS PLANNING. But Greg Bovino does.

SteveB's avatar

Sorry, did I say "snow"? I meant "Frozen oxygen dihydride CHEMICAL TERROR WEAPON"

Pere Ubu's avatar

Last thing Americans should be doing is protesting the government, after all!

SteveB's avatar
2dEdited

Well, sure, that's why I collected these hundreds of guns, so I could take up arms against a tyrannical government, but I'd say this isn't quite the right moment for that. But if you need me I'll be online buying more gunz.

Roy Edroso's avatar

Nuremberg is the moderate option.

redoubtagain's avatar

"Caught together, hanged together" (Low German proverb)

Circumspectral's avatar

Why does that make me think of gas stations?

SteveB's avatar
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The Guardian has a video about Minneapolis, and the part INSIDE Minneapolis is just fine, interviewing people who had their car windows smashed and still go out the next day to do ICE watch. Then the reporter says, "Now we're going OUTSIDE Minneapolis to a county that voted for Trump." And that's when you should click the "stop" button, but I was slow to react so I got to see a nice, churchgoing grandma say, "Oh, I don't have a problem with what ICE is doing" [big smile] The reporter asks about Renee Good, and churchlady says "Well, what I heard is that she was where she shouldn't have been. Yes, it's a tragedy, but she was where she shouldn't have been" [big smile]

Claire März's avatar

Summary execution for thee, not for us suburbanees.

SteveB's avatar

The fact she was from Minnesota is the only thing that kept ChurchLady from adding "Bless her heart" to "She shouldn't have been there."

Mark Lungo's avatar

I guess "she shouldn't have been" dropping off her kid at school.

Bern's avatar

On a public street no less! The nerve!

Pink Collar (retd.)'s avatar

But the kid's school was up to no good. That's why it was only right that death threats shut it down.

SteveB's avatar

I read that as "She was in a place I would NEVER go", i.e. Minneapolis.

Pere Ubu's avatar

"where she shouldn't have been" as opposed to, OH, I DON'T KNOW, crawling through a broken window into Congress

SteveB's avatar

All the attention goes to the jerks who tie themselves in knots justifying anything Tubby does, but if you're a Republican politician, THIS is the good stuff, ChurchLady is all you need, just tens of millions of people, all they think is that they don't need to think.

Bern's avatar

They love what they do.

Only following ardors.

SteveB's avatar

Alex Pretti is getting an investigation into his murder because the NRA demanded it. Murders of those of us who don't own guns don't get investigated because there's no one to advocate for us.

Claire März's avatar

It must be so very uncomfortable at NRA HQ today.

redoubtagain's avatar

They said neither jack nor shit about Philando Castile, also a legal gun owner executed by Minneapolis-area police now almost ten years ago.

Of course, Castile was Black, so. . .

Roy Edroso's avatar

Why? They know it's all bullshit and it's never made a difference.

SnarkiNorski's avatar

"reality flutters like a flipbook riffled by a child, then closes and goes dark"

Man, if that doesn't nail the current mood.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Thanks for this--Glad to see you're rising to this horrendous occasion. The day will be won with passive sentences. Borrow the Lorelei Lee locution from the novel Gentleman Prefer Blondes: Screaming Eagle of Justice Network investigates: how Alex Pretti became shot! Were mistakes made and why were they made by the radical left? Next up: Somalis--the problem that won't go away.

Roy Edroso's avatar

Where all will end, knows God.

DrBDH's avatar

That famous take on the old Time magazine, “Backward ran the sentences, reeling the mind.”

Cheez Whiz's avatar

Dorothy Parker. She's got a million of em.

Ellis Weiner's avatar

You had me at "fink outlets."

Roy Edroso's avatar

"Fink" absolutely has to come back

ohsopolite's avatar

Zombie Ed Roth is on it!