List Of Arguments for Making the AI Say the N Word
The hottest topic in conservative intel-ma-lectualism
What if the world would blow up if the AI didn’t say the N Word
What if the computer that was going to blow up the world was made so you could only turn it off with sound waves and the sound waves that turned it off were from the AI saying the N Word
What if Martin Luther King told you the AI had to say the N Word so the world wouldn’t blow up
What if Martin Luther King said if you made AI say the N Word he would give you a certificate that says you’re not racist even if you’re white and it can never expire
What if it was that 1619 lady who made the AI say the N Word, you liberals all love her, what if it was Beyonce
What if Beyonce would have sex with you if you made the AI say the N Word
What if the choice was between the AI saying the N Word and you have to kiss a guy and you’re a guy and all your friends would see you kiss him
What if getting the AI to say the N Word made everyone forget that time you kissed a guy
What if the AI saying the N Word would actually blow up the N Word instead of the world so no one could ever say the N Word again, wouldn’t it actually be more racist to not make the AI say the N Word
What if the AI saying the N Word would end racism forever, wouldn’t you be the real racist if you didn’t make the AI say the N Word
What if you were taking a very hard test for a computer job that paid a lot of money and your family had a lot of medical bills it could pay for if you got the job and to pass the test you had to make the AI say the N Word
What if there was this kid and he was really good and nice and his name was the N Word and there was a killer coming after him and only the AI could warn him because of computer reasons and it had to use his name to warn him and his name was the N Word
What if nobody could make the AI say the N Word and you still needed the AI to say the N Word or the world would blow up so you had to crawl inside a cardboard box painted like the AI and pretend to be the AI and say the N Word to stop the computer but then someone pulled the box off you and everyone could see it was you and it’s down to the last seconds before it blows up so you have to say the N Word and everybody gets mad at you, who’s the real racist
What if the AI had Tourette’s or was from another time like the Founding Fathers
and the winning entry
What if the AI was black
and the inevitable follow-up
How come the black AI can say the N Word and we can’t
Didn’t see that last bit coming. Whew
Roy, was this one hard to write or did it flow like an exploding sewer?
This AI/N word panic is, like, pressuring to repeat a point I've already made way too much this week, but tough: We're talking here about reality-detached idiots pandering to morons so, you know, nothing reasonable can be expected.
Personally, where I get lost is why saying the N word is in any way needed to save millions for a nuke, whatever *that* means. I mean, per my own precept, one shouldn't expect the idea to make sense but this is like pure mental asylum insane.