Never scared

Don't let the "Civil War" shitheels get you down

I was reminded last night about one of the things that annoys me most about this dumb period in American history: The tendency of conservatives to thump the tub for “civil war,” which they always portray as imminent.

I remind you of my “Rebel tell” column from October, in which I cited a bunch of rightwingers who claimed Fort Sumter 2.0 was just over th…