Night of 1,000 Stars

The hits just keep comin'

©2020 Oleg Bor, used under a Creative Commons license

[A TRUMP rally at a racetrack in Broth City, Utah. Excited yammering from the crowd as TRUMP, in traditional garb, speaks from the dais.]

TRUMP: So much killing. So very much. And always the wrong people getting killed. Ashley Babbitt. Aldo Ray. The drummer from the Rolling Stones, Charlie. The beloved Charlie. I know you love the music. So many wonderful songs but the liberals won’t let us use them.

[Booing.]

It’s a shame. We were very close friends, me and Charlie the drummer. He used to tell me how sad it was, what happened to England, with the crime and killing the streets, since they defunded the bobbies, that’s what they call them, bobbies on bicycles two by two. That’s why Charlie and the boys stopped playing shows, the crime. I thought they had a chance with — with Bobby Johnson. But they’re too far gone. England is too far gone. Yes, there’s problems all over the world. But there’s hope, hope in the old countries that are coming back with good people. Like Italy and my friend Melanie!

[Cheers. Someone whispers to TRUMP.]