NO FUCKS T-GIVING

Take the day off

I wonder how lazy I can be about this Thanksgiving issue. I could drift into reverie — A Child’s Thanksgiving in Bridgeport! — and get five, maybe six hundred words on:

  • Crowded hectic kitchen

  • Visitors with dishes and bottles

  • Crotchets of said visitors [Cousin Dennis, going through Mom’s purse again?]

  • Banishment from kitchen ‘til ready

  • MMMmmm [favorite foods,…

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