I don't know what this says about me, but I think the most remarkable thing about this story is the fact that parents exist who decided it was a good idea to name their daughter "Trashelle."
I don't know what this says about me, but I think the most remarkable thing about this story is the fact that parents exist who decided it was a good idea to name their daughter "Trashelle."
Okay, who was the anti-Trick Or Treating mommy culture warrior who Tbogg used to constantly fuck with the names of her children? We were all so innocent then. I remember thinking the Freeway Blogger might just have something.
Okay, once you mentioned it I had to find it. A little overheating of the brain came up with her last name and Google took if from there. It was Meghan Cox Gurdon, who wrote a column called "The Fever Swamp" at NRO. Her children were Molly, Phoebe, Violet, Flora, and Paris (the boy).
TBogg, who dubbed her Americas Worst Mom™, would rename her children things like Wasabi, Asphyxia Mae, and Vato, among a zillion others. Good times.
And Noehm has to lean on a state official to get Kassidy a real estate appraiser's licence? What's the problem, Kassidy, was Real Estate Appraisers School too tough for ya?
Just think how utterly worthless and lazy that faildaughter has to be. Then again, Kristi had to get SDSU to give her a degree that she somehow “earned” while a congresscritter because she couldn’t accomplish it on her own.
I know a couple of realtors—and no, I will never capitalize the word—who detest Zillow with, as they say, the heat of a thousand suns. I don’t take it seriously myself, except as a rough gauge of price trends, but if the site is to be believed I could now unload The Crumbling Manse™, a 1908 craftsman, for a bit over a million bucks.
Kind of like "Cinderella" - she was called that because she had to sleep in the ashes of the fireplace. Trashelle was probably in charge of taking the garbage out.
I used to work with a girl named Lazanya whose parents did not anticipate that it sounded exactly like Lasagna, so maybe not every baby is named using the same intensive "how will this get made fun of" process that led me to engineer the perfect name for my potential child, Invincidor Tiberius gromet. (If a girl, then Invincidina.)
It just gets better! So this afternoon the latest news in the ongoing saga is Noem has cut ties with Cory, politically speaking. Her communications director was quick to note "Corey was always a volunteer, never paid a dime — campaign or official,"
Got it - he never not paid- with money. Anyway the Communications Director's name is , swear to God, Ian Fury.
Ian Fury. You know he's fucked up with a comic book name like that. Might as well have named him Thor.
Oh my god, Ian Fury and the Blockheads. Somebody tell Ian if he announces Corey wasn't being paid, then it definitely seems more likely they were fucking, lol.
Her staff of flunkies is always so plausible when they lie. Eventually being so lazy and sloppy that you don’t care who knows if you’re lying is going to catch up with—oh who am I kidding? I’ve seen what floats to the top in our politics.
I don't know what this says about me, but I think the most remarkable thing about this story is the fact that parents exist who decided it was a good idea to name their daughter "Trashelle."
As the Romans used to say, “nomen omen”.
They probably meant that to be a "c" instead of an "s".
When I saw Noem's daughter was named "Kassidy" I said " Of course."
I just Google Noem to get Kassidy's name spelled right and the number one Google choice is " Noem Lewandowski"
Ha!
Remember Palin's kids? What were they, like, Thump, Bump, and Brytanee or some shit?
I have remember being horrified that our politics featured the Palin clan in a staring role.
Now that seems quaint.
Staring? I turned away in horror.
I don't know if Trick or Berm was my favorite.
Tagg, Willow, Twig, Blonk, Flerg, and Stump, I think.
There was Bristol, named after where she was conceived -- in a Bristol airplane
So they were named by Don Martin?
Do their feet bend in the middle, too?
You forgot the one named after tits. (Yes, I know.)
You’d think they’d save that for twins
Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Progesterone, Nimrod and Trigger.
They all could be dopey
You forgot Methalina. Everyone forgets Methalina.
All you can see is the decaying teeth
Dumbo.
No, wait- Dumbo flew...
Okay, who was the anti-Trick Or Treating mommy culture warrior who Tbogg used to constantly fuck with the names of her children? We were all so innocent then. I remember thinking the Freeway Blogger might just have something.
Okay, once you mentioned it I had to find it. A little overheating of the brain came up with her last name and Google took if from there. It was Meghan Cox Gurdon, who wrote a column called "The Fever Swamp" at NRO. Her children were Molly, Phoebe, Violet, Flora, and Paris (the boy).
TBogg, who dubbed her Americas Worst Mom™, would rename her children things like Wasabi, Asphyxia Mae, and Vato, among a zillion others. Good times.
Thanks for doing this. Good times indeed
Thank you! That's her, yes. Wow, Megans seem to be a mess.
I hope Paris marries a woman named Helen and they argue condoms, replicating the Trojan Wars
And Noehm has to lean on a state official to get Kassidy a real estate appraiser's licence? What's the problem, Kassidy, was Real Estate Appraisers School too tough for ya?
Just think how utterly worthless and lazy that faildaughter has to be. Then again, Kristi had to get SDSU to give her a degree that she somehow “earned” while a congresscritter because she couldn’t accomplish it on her own.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the horse.
Thanks for "The apple doesn't fall far from the horse", can promise I'll be stealing that.
Some schools will give you credit for practical experience
Still not seeing how Noem qualifies. How many credits can you award for laziness and grifting?
120 semester hours -- that is like 9 months of 24/7 lazy grifting
Kassidy should have followed the example of that other useless political scion and set up her own board to certify her.
Look! I can tell you the market value of any home! [types zillow.com into browser]
I know a couple of realtors—and no, I will never capitalize the word—who detest Zillow with, as they say, the heat of a thousand suns. I don’t take it seriously myself, except as a rough gauge of price trends, but if the site is to be believed I could now unload The Crumbling Manse™, a 1908 craftsman, for a bit over a million bucks.
And Noem’s husband Byron, like the famous peot.
Oops, Bryon
Literally LOL at "peot"
Me too. It's the most improbable element, and yet it's the only one we know is true.
Kind of like "Cinderella" - she was called that because she had to sleep in the ashes of the fireplace. Trashelle was probably in charge of taking the garbage out.
And now the garbage wants to take <i>her</i> out.
I have to assume it’s pronounced “truh-SHELL”, but still: can’t the parents see how it scans?
They were Hooked on Phonics long before they were hooked on meth.
I used to work with a girl named Lazanya whose parents did not anticipate that it sounded exactly like Lasagna, so maybe not every baby is named using the same intensive "how will this get made fun of" process that led me to engineer the perfect name for my potential child, Invincidor Tiberius gromet. (If a girl, then Invincidina.)
Salve, fili Grometis!
Vince? You should go with Wallace gromet
Gonna guess we were all wondering that
Her siblings are Sluttercup, Pricardo, and Douchellina.
(Whoever is writing the insane script we are all living in, please take it down a notch will you?)
"DOUCHELLINA" I am dead lmao
"That's Il Douchelina" mutters Mussolini's ghost.
It just gets better! So this afternoon the latest news in the ongoing saga is Noem has cut ties with Cory, politically speaking. Her communications director was quick to note "Corey was always a volunteer, never paid a dime — campaign or official,"
Got it - he never not paid- with money. Anyway the Communications Director's name is , swear to God, Ian Fury.
Ian Fury. You know he's fucked up with a comic book name like that. Might as well have named him Thor.
"Never got paid -"
On one hand, I hate not being able to edit. On the other hand, I can curse like a motherfucker here.
Oh my god, Ian Fury and the Blockheads. Somebody tell Ian if he announces Corey wasn't being paid, then it definitely seems more likely they were fucking, lol.
I do NOT want to see his rhythm stick, thankyouverymuch.
LOL
Her staff of flunkies is always so plausible when they lie. Eventually being so lazy and sloppy that you don’t care who knows if you’re lying is going to catch up with—oh who am I kidding? I’ve seen what floats to the top in our politics.
My step-brother-in-law is named Thor. Ian Fury ftw, though.
Any odds that they had a 'G-d Don’t Make No Junk!' poster hanging in plain view all the while?