Play me off, Oscar!

Technical difficulties fucked up my Academy Awards, but I’m glad for themself anyway

So I was assured that one or more of the streaming services to which I subscribe would let me watch the Oscars last night. None of them worked, and I sat for over an hour fiddling with devices instead of basking in the glow of Hollywood glamour.

The service we got so the wife’s elderly father can watch his news shows turned out to have no idea what I wa…