Pump it up

Extra portions for Tubby in the Throne Room

[The Throne Room at Mar-a-Lago. DONALD TRUMP sits on the Supplicants’ Bench, in his usual blue suit but with the jacket set aside on the back of a kitchen chair, while a lab-jacketed FACTOTUM fiddles with some sort of device that’s strapped to TRUMP’s bulk with tubes leading to a cannula under his nose. Seated at the edge of the Bench, facing away and p…