Rist's intern, Baldren the Gdrdlr

More stuff from that non-non-fiction thing I've been working on

For some reason office workers usually remember the first person who joined the company after they did. For Dylan at Heartland, this was Baldren. Baldren came in as an intern from Habco University, an online college created by the Habco Corporation, which used to make small plastic parts for smartphones and now contracted with South American sweatshops …