3 ways it could have gone down
TRUMP: What about a cake?
ERIC TRUMP: Oooh, right!
LUMPY: We could have a girl pop out of it.
TINY: Ha ha, yeah! Like in old movies.
WHITEY: You ever see that in real life, a girl jump out of a cake?
LUMPY: Me neither, but they still do it, right?
DUMPY: Oh sure.
TINY: They must.
ERIC TRUMP: Listen, what I’ve seen chicks do for money? Jumping out of…
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