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3 ways it could have gone down

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TRUMP: What about a cake?

ERIC TRUMP: Oooh, right!

LUMPY: We could have a girl pop out of it.

TINY: Ha ha, yeah! Like in old movies.

WHITEY: You ever see that in real life, a girl jump out of a cake?

TINY: No.

LUMPY: Me neither, but they still do it, right?

DUMPY: Oh sure.

TINY: They must.

ERIC TRUMP: Listen, what I’ve seen chicks do for money?  Jumping out of…