Stuff yourself, American pigs!

Bounty is value-neutral. Have seconds.

At the risk of seeming to dog it, I will be brief. (Ha ha, who am I kidding, I’m the hardest working man in show business; in fact sometimes I worry I’m wearing you guys out! I have had more than one subscriber tell me: No offense, man, but I just can’t subject myself to this anymore. Believe me, I get it — this pitiless gaze into the heart of darkness …