Roy, this is excellent! "Extra spicy" in the vernacular. What's real funny is you are probably the only person in greater Baltimore to use" salvific" in everyday conversation. ( We tend to favor " beatific " out here in corn country)
Just remember, while every broken piece of shit isn't a Billionaire, most every Billionaire is a broken pi…
Roy, this is excellent! "Extra spicy" in the vernacular. What's real funny is you are probably the only person in greater Baltimore to use" salvific" in everyday conversation. ( We tend to favor " beatific " out here in corn country)
Just remember, while every broken piece of shit isn't a Billionaire, most every Billionaire is a broken piece of shit.
. I suspect this aristocracy of the richest breaks down pretty quickly into chaos. Though perhaps the billionaires will cooperate and usher in era of peace success and well-being. *
In the meantime, I'm researching how long a gummy will stay fresh. I intend to buy a four-year supply.
We did make it through the first Gilded Age. Perhaps we can again.
Again, this is a great column. Thanks!
* If someone in the crowd wants to do that thing where you pretend to cough but say" "Bullshit!" Instead, now would be a good time!
Should add here that one of my internet acquaintances was on the team that made the decision to downgrade Pluto, to which we responded with galactic, nay – universal!, opprobrium.
Well off topic here, but I imagine you've heard the news about Mr David Lynch passing. I know what this weekend's viewing will consist of for my partner and me.
Roy, this is excellent! "Extra spicy" in the vernacular. What's real funny is you are probably the only person in greater Baltimore to use" salvific" in everyday conversation. ( We tend to favor " beatific " out here in corn country)
Just remember, while every broken piece of shit isn't a Billionaire, most every Billionaire is a broken piece of shit.
. I suspect this aristocracy of the richest breaks down pretty quickly into chaos. Though perhaps the billionaires will cooperate and usher in era of peace success and well-being. *
In the meantime, I'm researching how long a gummy will stay fresh. I intend to buy a four-year supply.
We did make it through the first Gilded Age. Perhaps we can again.
Again, this is a great column. Thanks!
* If someone in the crowd wants to do that thing where you pretend to cough but say" "Bullshit!" Instead, now would be a good time!
Not sure what the correct term is for the form our government has devolved into: "Kakistoplutocracy" or "Plutokakistocracy."
Pluto, being the (former) smallest planet, ain't big enough for the both of us!
Plutoids for everyone!
„Plutoids,“ huh? For those, you need Preparation P
Should add here that one of my internet acquaintances was on the team that made the decision to downgrade Pluto, to which we responded with galactic, nay – universal!, opprobrium.
Yeah, that was some woke bullshit right there!
Klingons #insert_joke
Pluto is Mickey Mouse's pet dog
I heard that Mickey Mouse divorced Minnie Mouse because she was acting crazy.
Evidently she was fucking Goofy.
And with Tubby at the helm, add "klepto" in there.
CryptoKleptoKakiPluto
Bo-na-na fanna Fo-futo
Fee-fi-mo-muto
CryptoKleptoKakiPluto!
Lost Parliament-Funkadelic track
The former scans better, in case you wanted to insert it into a n heroic couplet.
I'm not quite up to heroic couplets right now, but maybe...
Higgledy Piggledy
Kakoplutocracy
Superrich pig-fuckers
Running the show;
Kruger and Dunning,
You think they were funning?
There's nothing these shit-for-brains
Don't think they know.
(Improvements welcomed.)
[alla the resta the band sit out, lookin' at each other goin' "Nope – ain't followin' that one, you go ahead..."]
It seems that plain "Kakoplutocracy" is a thing, and scans even better, so I've edited accordingly.
Clusterfuck is taken !
Fuckingshitocracy
Well off topic here, but I imagine you've heard the news about Mr David Lynch passing. I know what this weekend's viewing will consist of for my partner and me.