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Some of the people spotted at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco lately include people from Musk’s orbit of companies like Tesla and The Boring Company, his cousins, and even the commentator Bari Weiss, who is expected to help Musk release his so-called Twitter files…

Now, Weiss has been given access to Twitter’s employee systems, added to its Slack, and given a company laptop, two people familiar with her presence said.

— “Elon Musk keeps bringing in new people to Twitter, like enthusiastic interns, cousins, and even Bari Weiss,” Business Insider

BARI: Hi guys! I’m Bari, an independent journalist, and I’ll be hanging out here at Twitter HQ and hopefully getting to know people. I love Twitter, social media, and the truth, so I’m sure we’ll have plenty to talk about. Feel free to hit me up!

BARI: Been really busy working on the Twitter files so maybe I missed you guys coming to this channel. First part of the Twitter files is out. Maybe you’ve seen it? Hit me up and let’s talk!

BARI: Hey guys, been hanging out in the public channels but they’re all hella quiet.

BARI: By now you must have gotten the memo from Elon suggesting you respond to my invites. Wouldn’t want to make him mad, he gets grumpy! I’ll be right here, let’s hang!

BARI: Wow a LOT more people now! Don’t be shy, sound off.

BARI: Georgi Gang, you’ve been a Twitter senior engineer for six years, you must have a lot to say about what’s going on at Twitter.

GEORGI: Twitter is my home I love it.

BARI: Georgi have you been coerced to suppress conservative accounts? Feel free to name names.

GEORGI: I mainly work on the search function so no it’s not really relevant

BARI: The search is TOTALLY relevant! Did you ever do something to the algorithm so nobody can find conservatives? Because when I look for “ben shaprio” I don’t get more than a few results and he’s the cool kid’s philosopher.

FRANCIS: Maybe you should check your spelling

BARI: OK thanks Francis that changed it a little bit but I mean in the past.

BARI: Georgi I think you owe me an answer on that

BARI: OK Georgi’s going to regret leaving this channel. I’m going to pick people at random and you tell me what you do, OK? Darren Blair.

BARI: Darren

BARI: Maybe he went to the bathroom? Chas Waldorp.

BARI: Chas

BARI: Chas

BARI: Check your inbox guys elon sent you another memo

BARI: Hello, here’s a new face! Is Bofa your first name or your last?

BOFA: First

BARI: Hi Bofa! What’s your last name?

BOFA: Deez Nuts

BARI: Is that like a hyphenated name?

BARI: Guess I should ask your pronouns loll

BARI: OK I don’t think you guys get who I am. I am a major substack publisher as well as president of the University of Austin. I am also one of the foremost voices against cancel culture in America so I know cancel culture when I see and that’s what you’re doing to me.

BARI: Cancel culture is a firing offense at Twitter now so you better think carefully about how you treat me especially if you have H-1B visas.

BARI: You do not want to turn up in the next Twitter Files. You don’t want to get the kind of emails and notes under your door that Ro Khanna and his family are getting. I’m serious.

BARI: You guys go talk to Georgi he or she or whatever is cleaning out their desk as we speak

BARI: Or as I speak rather

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BARI: It’s a pogrom!