The Royal Family

Ivanka and Kushner at home

[A large, garishly tasteful apartment in the Nolita neighborhood of New York. Senior White House Advisor JARED KUSHNER relaxes with a copy of Architectural Digest. The sound of a door opening, off; presently his wife, Senior White House Advisor IVANKA TRUMP, overdressed, enters.]

JARED: Hello hello.

[IVANKA walks through, says nothing. Minutes pass. Final…