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Worriedman's avatar

Rough poetry slouching towards substack. Nicely done!

He had to kill a million of his fellow citizens to get voted off the island the first season. We might get lucky. He might just destroy the economy this time.

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Keee-hrist, what an asshole. Well, they should have had forest management (the kind they needed, controlled burns like Native Americans of California did) except that has only become acceptable to the Forest Service in the last few years. Well, they should have had more water. Yeah, Republicans can make the water fall from the sky, as it hasn't done for years (Marjorie Taylor Green notes "They have cloud seeding. Why didn't they use that?). Well, etc, etc, etc. "We're going to need conditions before we give them any money" (Reichstag fire, anyone?). Funny, poor ass red states get shittons of federal aid with no strings, but blue states, oh no. California should (and hopefully will) not pay the feds in equal measure to the funds being denied. Hell, if every blue state did that, those poor jokers would be in the quite the bind, with every red state but Texas (which has its own issues) taking in more federal aid than they give back in tax money.

I loved a Canadian Parlament member make a counter-proposal. "Hey, California, Oregon, Washington State, how'd you like free health care? How'd you like the right to choose? How about no guns, nada, zero? Then please feel free to become the next three provinces of Canada! Hey Donald, we'll take those pesky blue states off your hands. And Vermont, come along too, you're practically Canadian anyway". For California at this moment, with all these flashunnenah Republicans being self-righteous assholes, that ain't a bad idea, not at all.

Suck it, Red states. Pay for your own damn trailer park restoration.

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