There's no business

Waco was just the beginning!

[A little bandbox theater — very old-fashioned, with plush seats, a plain wooden stage, opera boxes, etc., with the house lights up. The theater is empty except for two men sitting in the third row — DONALD TRUMP, wearing his usual white button-down shirt and blue suit jacket, but with a paisley cravat and a black beret on his head; and, sitting next to him, his associate/Nazi STEPHEN MILLER in a brown suit and ribbed cream turtleneck shirt and ridiculous horn-rimmed glasses, with a tech table set in front of him with a prompt book and papers on which he takes notes.]

MILLER: [Loud] Alright, send in Mr. Martinez!

[HECTOR MARTINEZ, the actor we saw portraying Latino stereotypes for Trump in “Jared fails again” and “Goin’ south,” comes onstage, wearing loose dark grey slacks and a light grey guayabera and blue boat shoes, and carrying a sheaf of papers.]

MARTINEZ: [Smiling] Good afternoon, Mr. Trump.

MILLER: You will not address the President!

TRUMP: It’s OK, Steve. Hector, hi, listen, we need another of your crazy Puerto Rican or crazy Mexican bits for this show we’re doing.