These are people of the land, the common clay

You know: Morons

Every so often we are treated to a lecture by some rightwinger about how one should never speak ill of the noble citizens of the heartland (e.g. white people in red states) lest they either (depending on what side of 2016 this occurs) a.) float away to never-never land like Puff the Magic Dragon and then you’ll be sorry, or b.) vote for Trump and then y…