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Herewith our semiregular roundup of bottom-feeder web stories from the emails that, along with Fox News and dementia, have cooked your poor aged relatives’ brains.

The Patriot Chronicles, “Watch: Store Employee Goes Berserk On Teen Over Maga Hat – Pays The Ultimate Price.”

The ultimate price? He was executed? No:

A Vans store employee at the Oak Park Mall …

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