Thursday June 02, 2011

TODAY IN ANTHONY WEINER PENIS NEWS. The hunt for new angles on Anthony Weiner's Penis proceeds apace. David K. Li has a bold approach in the New York Post -- what about Huma Abedin? "Weiner's Unflappable Wife Finally Gets Flapped," reads the headline. Wow, someone talked to her? Here's what it actually means:

Weiner said yesterday his beautiful spouse - a longtime aide to now-Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton - doesn't understand what all the fuss is about.

"She's seen an awful lot," Weiner told MSNBC.

"But I won't mind telling you that even for someone that went through the Clinton years, this has been a befuddling experience."

It doesn't seem to have slowed her down much, but never mind; Eric Cantor has pretended to care about what she's feeling, and soon all across the internet rightbloggers will celebrate her flapping with fapping.

At Patterico, Aaron Worthing denounces Weiner for allowing himself and Ms. Abedin to be married by Bill Clinton in 2010:

But how is Clinton’s serial violations of his wedding vows irrelevant in the context of marriage? Doesn’t it make a mockery of the wedding itself to have a famous serial adulterer standing up there and say:

Anthony Weiner, do you take Huma Abedin to be your wedded wife to live together in marriage? Do you promise to love, comfort, honor and keep her for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, be faithful only to her so long as you both shall live?

(Emphasis added.) Do you want to be at a wedding where you are concerned that the officiant might hit on the bride and can’t be trusted alone with the bridesmaids? Do you want the officiant to question what the meaning of the word “faithful” is, or if a certain sex act is cheating?... It is a bizarre act of disrespect for the institution of marriage to have a man with Bill Clinton’s character to officiate over one.

Further, we have it on the authority of Flopping Aces that "Bill Clinton, the old horn dog was infatuated with Abedin." Next someone will denounce Weiner's ancestors for choosing to call themselves "Weiner," abandoning the traditional chastity of surnames.

Also, one of Weiner's Twitter correspondents is a porn star, which means Weiner watches porn. I hope he's not following @Helen_Mirren; that would constitute a pattern.

This has been Today in Anthony Weiner Penis News.