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(Raising his pistol) This is your future
[The near future. Heroic music. Super: “CNN — Impartial and Equipoised.” V/O: “Welcome to Dealer’s Choice, America’s News Show. Your host: Standpat Dealer.”]
[STANDPAT DEALER, a middle-aged white man in a suit with a fireplug-shaped body like Sean Hannity but sandy-haired with a mustache and kindly expression, stands in front of a studio news desk. Chyro…
