TWO MORE WEEKS.

It's the home stretch, and the brethren are hauling out the big guns -- like "Hillary has a weird wrinkle in her face."

In such an environment, you know the latest James O'Keefe video ratfuck has gotta be big wingnut news -- though, being both old-school and just plain old, and accustomed to stories of political operatives being sent out to beat up their opponents, the whole idea that I should be shocked by stories of guys going out to get beat up is kinda hilarious to me. But John Nolte at the Daily Wire is extremely serious:

Thanks to James O'Keefe's Project Veritas, we now have video proof that high-ranking Democrat operatives directly connected to the highest-ranking Democrats in the land (the Clintons, the DNC, marriage to a sitting congresswoman) have engaged in vote fraud and the orchestration of violence at Donald Trump's campaign events.

And our elite, political media doesn't care.

And this is why, in their infinite wisdom, our Founders gave us the right to self-defense in the Second Amendment.

Wait wut.

...This is no joke. There is nothing these people will not do to obtain power, and the elite media is fully on board.

You are being replaced, disenfranchised, and now the media is giving Democrats permission to commit violence against you.

Take advantage of the Second Amendment while we still have one.

And by all means…

Stay ungovernable, America.

Calling for armed insurrection is something winners do! Expect that last line to wind up on red hats soon. Okay, on the lighter side and according to the rule of three, here's the orginal Sniffles the Clown, Larry Kudlow at National Review:

Finding Strength in Melania Trump
She’s making me take a second look at Donald.

From the front or from the back?

...I’ve only met Melania once, a few months ago at a funeral. For some reason she recognized me.

Maybe you and Donald have the same dealer. The thing's full of gems, but I think this is my favorite individual paragraph:

Under pressure, with great civility, instead of viciously attacking these women, as Hillary once did to her husband’s accusers, Melania simply said, “All the allegations should be handled in a court of law."

I know she's prone to plagiarism -- wasn't that a line from Profiles in Courage?

UPDATE. Attend Master Persuader Scott "Dilbert" Adams:

If there are no sponsored terror attacks before Election Day, it means ISIS prefers Clinton. They have the means. Think about it. #Trump

The Master Persuader has planted the prostate seeds of doubt that will kill the crotch-cancer of Clinton! You know, I think Trump can still win, but with material like this I'll be damned if I'm gonna pass on any opportunities for overconfidence.