Vice vice baby

Pence trains for the new girl

[The stage of a high school auditorium with red curtains on either side. No one is there but MIKE PENCE, wearing a sensible blue suit with a yellow tie, sitting at a long table on the stage, his hands folded, staring pleasantly into space. Suddenly, striding confidently toward him is a man dressed sort of like a cleaned-up version of a teenage sitcom ch…