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ARRRROOOO! Patriots, assemble! This is your old pal Jake the QAnon Shaman inviting you to CPAC 2021 in Awesome Orlando! That’s right, this year we’re not in D.C. — too PC and cancel-culture for righteous free-hangin’ dudes like ourselves. Fuck that mask shit, fuck social distancing, and especially fuck all those National Guardsmen! Orlando’s what Amer…

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