3 More Statements Marjorie Taylor Greene Will Deliver at the Behest of the Leprechaun Who Tells Her to Burn Things
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Previous Greene leprechaun statements here.
You may have heard the lies of the Democrats and the fake news who say our whistleblower — who has evidence of the many, many crimes of Joe Biden and his Biden Crime Family including treason, murder, and blasphemy against God and Jesus — has not appeared in Congress because he or she does not exist. But as I said on Rumble, the whistleblower does exist, and he or she is simply reluctant to expose himself or herself because agents of the Biden Clinton Obama Deep State Death Squads could kill them at any moment with a poison dart or by spiking their drink with a em-ar-en-ay vaccine. For reasons of security I cannot show you the whistleblower right at the moment but I can play you a taped message from that person, with his or her voice disguised like they do on “60 Minutes.”
[GREENE holds a manila envelope in front of her mouth; a voice is heard that is clearly GREENE trying to sound like James Earl Jones.]
“Hello, I am the Biden crime family whistleblower. Many shocking secrets will be revealed, but you must be patient. Thank you and God bless America.”
[GREENE lowers the envelope, speaks normally.]
Excuse me, I thought I was getting a cold sore. Now that you know the whistleblower is real and in hiding from the Biden Death Squads, I hope you will support me as I draw up articles of impeachment against the entire Biden Crime Family Cabinet, the Biden Crime Family U.S. Capitol Police, and the Biden Crime Family Department of Motor Vehicles that keeps ticketing my car.
My fellow Americans, I know all of you are as outraged as I am that the woke and reverse-racist New York D.A. Alvin Bragg has illegally detained the subway hero Marine hero veteran Daniel Penny who stopped an illegal subway Michael Jackson impersonator — and all that implies! — from committing a mass murder kidnapping Holocaust-except-real on the subway where life is cheap because woke liberals defund the police. I know that if the people of New York were not hypnotized by Magneto Soros, but were instead honest decent folk like yourselves who just came to town to see a Broadway show, they would feel the exact same way. But they are not, so it’s up to us to show the Marine veteran hero how much we love and support him. My good friend and patriot Jack Teixeira, who also knows something about unfair prosecution by the Deep State, has volunteered to stand outside our hero’s jailhouse holding up a boombox like in that John Cusack movie and playing the J6 National Anthem. Jack says he is eager to do the job no matter what the Michael Jackson impersonators may do to him, but he needs money for bus fare and to stay at a nice hotel. My office will be taking donations at the usual address.
I tell you, folks, I can smell corruption a mile away, and that’s why I’ve been so busy with articles of impeachment, whether they’re against the Biden Crime Family Head Joe Biden, or the woke FBI director Christopher Wray, or the ones I just filed against the U.S. Attorney for D.C. for putting our brave J6 patriots in filthy dungeons just because they loved their country so much they tried to keep the Biden Crime Family Head Joe Biden from being named President by an elitist College. And now I’m branching out, going beyond the political arena to impeach enemies of freedom in the corrupt liberal media as well, as my Constitutional law advisor Rudy Giuliani tells me I can do. It has been six whole weeks since I was on “60 Minutes,” and I have not received one follow-up invitation to appear on national television again — not on news shows, not on SNL, not even on The Masked Singer. And as my agent tells me, this is clearly not how it’s supposed to go — look at that Pete Davidson, he was in Trainwreck and then suddenly boom, he’s everywhere. Clearly this is elitist woke prejudism against conservatives in general and me in particular, and I am today issuing articles of impeachment, subpoenas, habeus corpus and ipso facto against the heads of all network and cable news and entertainment divisions. Nobody puts Margie in a corner!
I hate that bitch. I mean, I really, really hate that bitch.
"Excuse me , I thought I was getting a cold sore" is crazy fucking funny and I really don't know why.
How can this person have any say in anything? There needs to be minimum standards. They don't have to onerous- like, "ignorant psychopaths shouldn't be lawmakers." would be ok. That would help a lot !
I can't believe we're having these conversations in a time of cataclysmic climate distress. In a thousand years Aliens will pick through the detritus of our ruined civilization and when they figure out what we were on about they will laugh until they do whatever the Tralfamadorian equivalent of "piss themselves" is.