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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Again: All references to the vile Dan Crenshaw must read: Fake Porn Stud Dan Crenshaw. JFC. Is that so hard?

I actually loved this post. So much easier to have a bunch of tweets dumped on us than to click links to disreputable (or worse!) sites. Kind of miss Roy's commentary but then again, these stinkers speak for themselves.

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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

The Grassley tweet is just too perfect.

And, yeah--I'm quite enjoying watching conservatives start to split into factions, especially as the basis of the factionalism is pretty much nothing. This has a really strong potential to turn into a Hundred Years War kind of thing, fighting over the "correct" way to worship their god Trump.

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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

ENCORE!

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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

I feel kind of gross that I'm agreeing with (apparently real) Michelle Malkin.

I liked the whole Ben Shapiro play, and yes, if Lahren doesn't have an onlyfans by now, it's a matter of time. She's getting desperate for attention.

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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

I am DECEASED. Always a great start to the day when Roy makes me spit out my coffee. “A reader who is gay, Black, and disabled but hates Biden writes ….” Is just textbook Dreher.

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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

You know, this is worth several re-reads because this time through I'm in love with the Marco Rubio response.

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this is the point to which the last 40 years, and in particular the last 4 years, of republican venality has brought me: I can no longer tell which of these tweets is from authentic accounts. SAD! when parody and reality are indistinguishable, it may be time for superfund status, though I have to admit that point was reached decades ago.

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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Dems in Disarray!

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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

A masterpiece.

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Perfect, really brings this classic scene to mind for me:

"are you the judean peoples front?"

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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Where are the Trump tweets about cowardly Republican Congress critters? Art tries to but cannot attain the comedic insanity of The Donald on a typical day of rage vomiting.

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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

I can’t pick a favorite, but the “1/365” tag on the Dreher bit actually made me chortle. So I guess that one.

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Wouldn't you think someone who cares about burning countries as much as Malkin claims to would light fewer fires?

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This is seriously funny fucking shit. Just what I needed -- especially because I woke up this mornimg ABSOLUTELY CONFIDENT I could explain literary canonicity using Twitter as a model. So I will need to ask you if there is Fake Tweet generator app or something?

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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

Anyone remember that 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘛𝘳𝘦𝘬 episode about the Nazi planet? One of the aliens says "Stop, Nazis. After you've killed the last of us off, what do you do, turn the guns against yourselves?" For some reason, this column reminded me of that.

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Dec 30, 2020Liked by Roy Edroso

These are brilliant. For a few seconds, I fell for the Hannity/Rubio exchange as real. If there were a lefty version of QAnon, these would all be dogma.

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