Age Old Question

Journamalism about how senile the President is

BOLT UPRIGHT: I’m Bolt Upright, and this is Received Opinion.

[Music. Screen behind UPRIGHT: Picture of JOE BIDEN looking goofy, the letters “ZZZZZZZZ” running across, and in the corner a crude video of an old man soiling himself.]

President Biden just came back from a whirlwind foreign policy trip where he visited the country’s old nemesis Vietnam and jo…