"AND ANOTHER THING, WHAT'S THIS 'DAY OF INFAMY' FAKE NEWS?"

The whole desk-working world is wandering away from its chores as Christmas approaches. But I, the steadfast tin Substack author, remain at my desk, spinning yards and sometimes prophecies for Roy Edroso Breaks It Down -- here's one released to the general public, an advance transcript of Trump's January 6 address. 

That's right, Tubby's planning a "news conference" to commemorate his goons' attempted murder of Congress on his behalf. Now that's what I call nerve! The apparent idea is counter-programming against what promises to be a solemn observance on Capitol Hill, so I assume there'll be a cash bar and maybe some lounge acts. 

(BTW a subscription to REBID makes a wonderful last-minute gift.)