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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

"TRUMP: Bet you hear that a lot."

Love that line.

Anyway:

Brilliant piece, Maestro. You've outdone yourself on this one.

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Gotta admire you, Roy, for creating parody where the real-life actual events read like parody. The excerpts I've read from Grisham's book are just, well, . . . consider Trump calling her from Air Force One to tell her all about his dick after Stormy Daniels characterized the presidential penis as a shrunken mushroom on national TV.

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

That was worth the whole year’s subscription cost! Great job Roy!

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This is the best thing ever Roy. The best. Ever.

No doubt practically every day in the Trump White House there was an episode featuring Trump lumbering around in a white hot Charles Foster Kane style rage.

I never had a reason to much like "Mame" until today.

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

How can anyone be soothed by listening to “Cats”? Now, “The Fantasticks,” that’s soothing: “Try to remember / You lost in November / And Joseph Biden has the White House…”

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Your education has served you well. ; )

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Holy shit: that last is to the tune of "Mame", no?

...and I wish I didn't think TFG actually had a clue about "Roar of the Greasepaint. Anthony Newley."

But it fits his timeline.

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

The song is brilliant, Randy Rainbow must be seething with jealousy.

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Bellisimo!

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Extra points for the SCTV reference in the subhead.

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Wow - good one man! 5 guffaws :)

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At first I thought the tunnel and water was to kill immigrants. I'm so naive!

Meanwhile, this is brilliant. Fun Fact: Apparently them who knows say that Lloyd Webber basically copped Memory from Puccini. So it's perfect that it's TFG's favorite. Game recognizes game, thief-wise.

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I love that so many of these guys wear Hush Puppies

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

BRAVO! LOL omg. It's impossible to anything with that word that doesn't sound ridiculous, or at best vaguely sinister. And what the heck do you do with the p?

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Sep 29, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Ehhhhhhxcellento!

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I never got any further than:

'We love to kill and crush and destroy

Maim!

Each woman and man, girl and boy

Maim!'

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