It would be unintentionally hilarious if Jonah was recruited onto an episode of "Drunk History" to, say, narrate a history of the Warren G. Harding administration. He wouldn't even need to take a drop to drink.
This enervating gasbag is speaking at Cornell this week for the "distinguished" something or other lecture. Sadly, I have to wash my hair that afternoon.
Art for Fart's Sake
Whenever I think of Jonah, an odour emanates mysteriously....
Sort of reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6dbbQKPdNI
I was sure you made up the bulk of the Jonah quotes until I clicked through. That is some fine Bulwer-Lytton logorrhea there.
It would be unintentionally hilarious if Jonah was recruited onto an episode of "Drunk History" to, say, narrate a history of the Warren G. Harding administration. He wouldn't even need to take a drop to drink.
This made me physically ill.
“But it wasn’t wacky enough. It needed more wack.”
Luckily (for him; less so for us) he’s been part of America’s Strategic Wack Reserve for decades now.
I've got a new motto for National Review -- All the Hats That Fit:
https://tinyurl.com/yce9yeho
Nothwithstanding the execrable writing, at least that post had no coherent point.
This enervating gasbag is speaking at Cornell this week for the "distinguished" something or other lecture. Sadly, I have to wash my hair that afternoon.
Ahhh, no one GETS the Doughy Pantload like you do.
"It was even better than Duck Soup -- it was like Airplane!" ranks up there as one of the "sickest burns" (as the kids say these days) in history.