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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Query: Can it be too soon for a parody of a Trump spew of Trump Shit®? Seriously.

This is so triggering I can't find it funny. Not even the "Easter egg" real life line helps.

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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

LOL. The great man returns to favor us with his erudite pearls of wisdom.

Of course, the absolute saddest thing is at least 75% of these “posts” could easily be real. If someone screen capped one of these and tweeted it, I’d be “yeah, sure, sounds about right.”

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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

I looked. Some are.

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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Entitled White Man Has "Thoughts", Cont'd

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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

PLEASE tell me you’ll do this on the regular, like the one-act plays!

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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Donald "The Mouth" is not to be ignored!

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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Nomadland: partially filmed in South Dakota

Mamie Van Doren: originally from South Dakota

COINCIDENCE???!? There’s a Q-spiracy to be hatched right here, people!

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Along with Cheryl Ladd, Barbara Bach, and Tomi Lahren

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Catherine Bach, wasn’t it? Or is that proof that the conspiracy goes all the way to the top (or at least D-list celebrities)?

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One of the Bachs, anyway. The one on Dukes of Hazard. Or perhaps D-Cup celebrities are all I remember

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I see the Facebook oversight committee has wisely decided that having The Donald* back on Facebook would not be good for the brand. The Donald's new socmed blog/whineguard/fascistpornhub will no doubt/maybe/who knows or cares? attract a band of infamy scavengers/incels/Qanon believers, which will not make it any more interesting/enjoyable/time-wasting to read. Since the My Little Pillow site (hosted by Amazon) is having technical difficulties we may have to stand-by-during for the next decade, the amount of climate-altering gaslighting emissions may sink below the Paris Accords allowable amount for the US, which should make glacier enthusiasts happy.

*The Donald is what the NYC taste-makers dubbed him in the 80's, which as per usual, he mistook for an honorific. Queens to the very end, that boy.

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So very, very (old style, 1940s-1980s) Queens.

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Archie Bunkerite Queens

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Trump grew up in Jamaica Estates, Queens. My wife grew up just a few blocks over in Fresh Meadows. She says he was known by entirely different Queens honorifics: "fucking asshole" was one. It's why Fred had to send him to a "military" academy.

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NYMA was a very fine institution tailored for not very smart boys (then) who were problems of one kind or another in school and had parents who could pay the tuition.

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Sorta like Princeton.

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+1 for My Little Pillow

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a 900% drop

So there is negative Fecesbook use? How does that work?

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Was that one of the actual quotes????

The reference to a 900% drop is just more proof that Donnie is so smart that he's beyond the ken of you and I.

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"Winston tastes good like a cigarette should". I'm dying here, Roy. It is genuinely scary how good you are at channeling The First Mook.

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Roy is and that's why it's triggering :(

OTOH, dunno why Donnie or Roy as the case may be are avoiding stories in which someone calls Donnie Sir. I love that so much.

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Be careful, he might steal this....!

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