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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Query: Can it be too soon for a parody of a Trump spew of Trump Shit®? Seriously.

This is so triggering I can't find it funny. Not even the "Easter egg" real life line helps.

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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

LOL. The great man returns to favor us with his erudite pearls of wisdom.

Of course, the absolute saddest thing is at least 75% of these “posts” could easily be real. If someone screen capped one of these and tweeted it, I’d be “yeah, sure, sounds about right.”

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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Entitled White Man Has "Thoughts", Cont'd

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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

PLEASE tell me you’ll do this on the regular, like the one-act plays!

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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Donald "The Mouth" is not to be ignored!

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May 5, 2021Liked by Roy Edroso

Nomadland: partially filmed in South Dakota

Mamie Van Doren: originally from South Dakota

COINCIDENCE???!? There’s a Q-spiracy to be hatched right here, people!

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I see the Facebook oversight committee has wisely decided that having The Donald* back on Facebook would not be good for the brand. The Donald's new socmed blog/whineguard/fascistpornhub will no doubt/maybe/who knows or cares? attract a band of infamy scavengers/incels/Qanon believers, which will not make it any more interesting/enjoyable/time-wasting to read. Since the My Little Pillow site (hosted by Amazon) is having technical difficulties we may have to stand-by-during for the next decade, the amount of climate-altering gaslighting emissions may sink below the Paris Accords allowable amount for the US, which should make glacier enthusiasts happy.

*The Donald is what the NYC taste-makers dubbed him in the 80's, which as per usual, he mistook for an honorific. Queens to the very end, that boy.

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a 900% drop

So there is negative Fecesbook use? How does that work?

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"Winston tastes good like a cigarette should". I'm dying here, Roy. It is genuinely scary how good you are at channeling The First Mook.

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Be careful, he might steal this....!

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