Is Mike Bloomberg still Emperor of American Samoa? Because maybe he could keep Trump occupied by starting a war between their tropical fiefdoms. I mean, it wouldn’t be much of a fight because the Samoans would probably easily curb-stomp the Garys and Karens who frequent Mar-a-Lago, but at least it could distract Trump from more dangerous plotting and scheming, lol.
Reading this was like smearing shit -- no, fine Trump Turds® -- in my eyes. Oh, not because it wasn't funny but the underlying truths are so awful, so depressing; that a huge segment of the population is cool with blatant insanity (theirs) and murder (Donnie's).
One can cry after rinsing the eyeballs with a Lysol and Clorox cocktail.
But a single criticism of this piece: Really needs a couple more "Sirs".
It’s going to be fun watching Trump’s latest attorneys trying to sandwich claims that “there was too election fraud and I won” into his overall defense of “I lost so you can’t convict me.” Meanwhile, the House Republican defense team is going with “it’s Nancy Pelosi’s fault ‘cause she’s boss of the Capitol police.” With all that going on, it’s hard to see how “we’re actually Antifa” will fit in, but I can see Trump throwing his most loyal supporters under the bus that way. The Super Bowl got nothing on this circus.
I am waiting for Conservative Direct to send me email solicitations on behalf of Marjorie Taylor Greene. The Nikki Haley, Rick DeSantis, and Hillsdale College alerts about the Deep State aren't as amusing as they once seemed.
The genuflection was great but the ululation was inspired. The Daily Beast refers to him as Jacob Chansley, but I guess when you first go into show business there's often confusion about one's stage name.
Worth noting that Trump's new team of crackhead lawyers managed to misspell "United States" in the opening of their impeachment response.
In Which Our Hero Does A Stretch In The (Locally Sourced, Handcrafted) Jug For Treason
Is Mike Bloomberg still Emperor of American Samoa? Because maybe he could keep Trump occupied by starting a war between their tropical fiefdoms. I mean, it wouldn’t be much of a fight because the Samoans would probably easily curb-stomp the Garys and Karens who frequent Mar-a-Lago, but at least it could distract Trump from more dangerous plotting and scheming, lol.
Reading this was like smearing shit -- no, fine Trump Turds® -- in my eyes. Oh, not because it wasn't funny but the underlying truths are so awful, so depressing; that a huge segment of the population is cool with blatant insanity (theirs) and murder (Donnie's).
One can cry after rinsing the eyeballs with a Lysol and Clorox cocktail.
But a single criticism of this piece: Really needs a couple more "Sirs".
Real fly-on-the-wall stuff. I was kind of feeling sorry for horn boy there, but then not really.
It’s going to be fun watching Trump’s latest attorneys trying to sandwich claims that “there was too election fraud and I won” into his overall defense of “I lost so you can’t convict me.” Meanwhile, the House Republican defense team is going with “it’s Nancy Pelosi’s fault ‘cause she’s boss of the Capitol police.” With all that going on, it’s hard to see how “we’re actually Antifa” will fit in, but I can see Trump throwing his most loyal supporters under the bus that way. The Super Bowl got nothing on this circus.
I am waiting for Conservative Direct to send me email solicitations on behalf of Marjorie Taylor Greene. The Nikki Haley, Rick DeSantis, and Hillsdale College alerts about the Deep State aren't as amusing as they once seemed.
The genuflection was great but the ululation was inspired. The Daily Beast refers to him as Jacob Chansley, but I guess when you first go into show business there's often confusion about one's stage name.
It's true. As Trump said, they are "very special."
You had me at 'ululation'.