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I'd vote for that Biden. Well, I'd want to.

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Hubert Humphrey on uppers. (As if he needed them.)

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Ah yes, good times!: “Let’s Be Jolly / Ho Ho Ho”

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Hubert was pretty damn pepped up!

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I love the small touches in these skits, like you know Bornstein is totally the type of guy to wolf down free food wherever he finds it. And a coked-up Uncle Joe rings true too. He was always a rambler.

I admit I am a little puzzled by what appears to be Biden’s collapse: what are the white people who claimed he was their first choice all this time just figuring out about him NOW? There have been countless debates, he’s weathered so many storms since he announced – Handsy Uncle Joe, bussing, working with segregationists, Iraq, etc., etc. – I can’t really figure out why the sudden desertion. Of course, maybe most people are just starting to focus and don’t follow politics as obsessively as I do, and LOL good for them. There are healthier hobbies.

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Biden polled #1 in our town committee's straw vote, because he was deemed "electable." Ugh.

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Christ, I'd vote for that Joe so fast.

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Biden-Bornstein, '20."You Want High Energy? You Got High Energy"

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"they knew ol’ Joe was straight as a priest’s prick in a boy’s locker room"

I started lauging out loud at that point. Another hit!

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[Goldie Hawn giggling hysterically]

I love it! ... I don’t get it, but I love it!

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Now this is funny -- desperately needed laughs at the expense of Too Old Joe Biden.

Sadly, Roy nailed Old Joe's voice so well, I could be tempted to vote for him.

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