Comeback kids

You help me, I help you

[The Throne Room at Mar-a-Lago. DONALD TRUMP, seated on the supplicant’s bench, is wearing a white robe with gold trim, under which an unbuttoned white tuxedo shirt is visible; below the robe’s hem his legs are bare and quite pale, through his face is practically umber with fake tan, and he wears large brown slippers like oversize moccasins with frosted grey fur spilling out of them, and blue socks that, on close inspection, bear a pattern of tiny Porky Pig heads. He seems a little out of it and there is a sheen to his forehead. Standing before him is celebrity murderer KYLE RITTENHOUSE, wearing blue Johnny Bigg Silvio Check suit separates with a black T-shirt and the Aether Moto Boots that Ron DeSantis recommended in a previous episode. He isn’t looking so hot either.]