Further proof of my theory that every conservative grievance boils down to being a real-life version of Matt Bors’ You Made Me Become A Nazi cartoon.
There are some men – over-represented on the conservative side – who would rather devote about a hundred times more time and energy to dreaming up outlandish theories about why women won’t date them than spend a fraction of that time working on being a decent human being.
Incidentally, this guy has NO IDEA how bad it is. I wouldn’t let a Trump supporter clean my cat’s litter box let alone buy me dinner, LOL.
What's so hard about "woke"? When you realize you're acting like an asshole, stop. Others will like you more. You will get treated better (which may include getting laid!)
Wasn't all this stuff in that Everything I know I learned in Kindergarten book from 30 years ago?
"politically endogamous tribe"
So many , these days, need walloped upside the head with a 1248 pg. hardbound copy of Roget's Thesaurus. I wish this Kaufmann Clown would wake to the fact he's a lousy writer and go work in a call center.
"In this left-modernist worldview, conservatives’ resistance to racial, gender, and sexual progressivism mark them as moral deviants."
Ummm, ok -- "left-modernist" was probably "Gramscean cosmopolitan" in the first drafts
and....
Yes, those things do make one "moral deviants." Ethical, more accurately. Because being pro-marginalization & pro-oppression is not the same kind of opinion as what we're having for lunch.
"Oh, I'm sure the Frankfurt School wokery elites wouldn't approve of me ordering Pork Egg Foo Yung at this lunch"
"Dave, what the shit? It's family style. Order what you like."
"Just don't try to eat most of ours & leave that thing untouched like last time."
Women won't date you because you wrote a 20,000 word screed about why the BBC was wrong for making The Doctor a woman? Girls don't like you because you loudly berate the wait staff in restaurants for "putting too much ice" in your Mountain Dew? Ladies find you unappealing because you wear a hideous red hat with Times New Roman font so it looks like a lazy product from Cafe Press? Well, then, it sounds like this might have something to do with the 1619 Project.
I believe I've read my share of THE CRITICAL RACE THEORY, and I don't remember seeing one word about black folks complaining that white folks won't date them.
JFC, I suppose it’s on me to lower the level of discourse…: if a decent percentage of women did deign to date Trumpets, maybe there’d be fewer insurrectionists, alt-righters, etc.
Too: 6% also sounds like the percentage of Trumpets worth dating.
But to sober up a bit: Odds are the Trump Man is unlikely to use birth control and, in case of pregnancy, will insist on, well, let’s say stymying the woman’s right to choose. So, you know, odds on of being a poor choice in a date. Add, as it were, likely being exposed to a spew of conservative media delusions, well, a hard pass is smart and easy.
Of course, the nation might be better off without this far left Lysistrataism but it’s not for me to judge.
This guy thinks that Trump supporters are victimized by mere political animosity? Jesus, asshole, Trump supporters aren't repulsive because of some disagreement over progressive taxation or universal heathcare. It's because they're fucking TRUMP supporters, and by definition that doesn't make them "affectively polarized," it makes them fucking losers. Much to Kaufmann's dismay, progressive men and women actually have standards, and "asshole" doesn't meet any of them. (He also conflates "conservatives" with "Trump supporters" throughout, but that's his problem.)
What makes it all the more insanely ridiculous, to be kind, is that Kaufmann wants the full weight of the government to mandate and enforce laws against making Trump-lovers feel bad: "government must step in," "governments should be able to regulate," "This may require governments to," "publicly funded organizations would be required," "require governments to... prevent their administrators... prevent private firms," leading to hysterical paragraphs demanding a new crusade of affirmative action for Trumpists in all institutions.
only 23% of 'ivy league men' will date trumpy women? what ever has happened to hate fucking?
Further proof of my theory that every conservative grievance boils down to being a real-life version of Matt Bors’ You Made Me Become A Nazi cartoon.
There are some men – over-represented on the conservative side – who would rather devote about a hundred times more time and energy to dreaming up outlandish theories about why women won’t date them than spend a fraction of that time working on being a decent human being.
Incidentally, this guy has NO IDEA how bad it is. I wouldn’t let a Trump supporter clean my cat’s litter box let alone buy me dinner, LOL.
Not being able to force someone to "toss his (word) salad" = "discrimination"
"In this left-modernist worldview, conservatives’ resistance to racial, gender, and sexual progressivism mark them as moral deviants."
Assholes. The word you're looking for is assholes. Moral deviants lends you clowns entirely too much dignity.
And "Wah! Nobody likes us!" is not a good look even when justified, which it absolutely is not here.
What's so hard about "woke"? When you realize you're acting like an asshole, stop. Others will like you more. You will get treated better (which may include getting laid!)
Wasn't all this stuff in that Everything I know I learned in Kindergarten book from 30 years ago?
"politically endogamous tribe"
So many , these days, need walloped upside the head with a 1248 pg. hardbound copy of Roget's Thesaurus. I wish this Kaufmann Clown would wake to the fact he's a lousy writer and go work in a call center.
The Republican Party will never die, it will merely morph into the Incel Party.
"In this left-modernist worldview, conservatives’ resistance to racial, gender, and sexual progressivism mark them as moral deviants."
Ummm, ok -- "left-modernist" was probably "Gramscean cosmopolitan" in the first drafts
and....
Yes, those things do make one "moral deviants." Ethical, more accurately. Because being pro-marginalization & pro-oppression is not the same kind of opinion as what we're having for lunch.
"Oh, I'm sure the Frankfurt School wokery elites wouldn't approve of me ordering Pork Egg Foo Yung at this lunch"
"Dave, what the shit? It's family style. Order what you like."
"Just don't try to eat most of ours & leave that thing untouched like last time."
"Oh, will this ChiCom tyranny ever end?"
"Why do you keep inviting him?"
I can’t get no satisfaction
Since I joined the Trumpist faction
I can’t get no girly action
And I cried, and I cried,
And I cried, and I cried
I can’t get no!
I can’t get no!
Classic old-time fisking, such a pleasure. Maybe this guy could be the new VDH.
Women won't date you because you wrote a 20,000 word screed about why the BBC was wrong for making The Doctor a woman? Girls don't like you because you loudly berate the wait staff in restaurants for "putting too much ice" in your Mountain Dew? Ladies find you unappealing because you wear a hideous red hat with Times New Roman font so it looks like a lazy product from Cafe Press? Well, then, it sounds like this might have something to do with the 1619 Project.
LMAO - "dignity of a hand job". There's very little dignity in a hand job to begin with so I dunno but that's funny as hell.
I believe I've read my share of THE CRITICAL RACE THEORY, and I don't remember seeing one word about black folks complaining that white folks won't date them.
Aren't there any like-minded college girls? Or do they secretly want the girls who hate them? That's an issue for a therapist.
JFC, I suppose it’s on me to lower the level of discourse…: if a decent percentage of women did deign to date Trumpets, maybe there’d be fewer insurrectionists, alt-righters, etc.
Too: 6% also sounds like the percentage of Trumpets worth dating.
But to sober up a bit: Odds are the Trump Man is unlikely to use birth control and, in case of pregnancy, will insist on, well, let’s say stymying the woman’s right to choose. So, you know, odds on of being a poor choice in a date. Add, as it were, likely being exposed to a spew of conservative media delusions, well, a hard pass is smart and easy.
Of course, the nation might be better off without this far left Lysistrataism but it’s not for me to judge.
At least he reminded me of SEK and I'm gonna spend the rest of the day reading old stories from him.
"Morlocks are made, not born!"
Damn, Roy, I don't know how you do it.
This guy thinks that Trump supporters are victimized by mere political animosity? Jesus, asshole, Trump supporters aren't repulsive because of some disagreement over progressive taxation or universal heathcare. It's because they're fucking TRUMP supporters, and by definition that doesn't make them "affectively polarized," it makes them fucking losers. Much to Kaufmann's dismay, progressive men and women actually have standards, and "asshole" doesn't meet any of them. (He also conflates "conservatives" with "Trump supporters" throughout, but that's his problem.)
What makes it all the more insanely ridiculous, to be kind, is that Kaufmann wants the full weight of the government to mandate and enforce laws against making Trump-lovers feel bad: "government must step in," "governments should be able to regulate," "This may require governments to," "publicly funded organizations would be required," "require governments to... prevent their administrators... prevent private firms," leading to hysterical paragraphs demanding a new crusade of affirmative action for Trumpists in all institutions.
Yeah. That'll get 'em laid.